Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's House attraction, nastily stunning in the fading moonlight
July 24, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's house, lose yourself in his laundry, and throw your kid in his wishing well.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or neck or blood complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your head and opinions away from the cast members at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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