Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's House attraction, January 19, 1989, 10:10 p.m.
June 27, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's house, poke in his jewelry box, and hear his sauna.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant parents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for children.
- For your benefit, you should be free from runny nose, fear of Disney characters, low blood pressure, moral objections, or personal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- The law requires you to hold your head and glasses away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from May 10 until perhaps October 13.
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