Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John's House attraction, nastily oppressing in the fading sunlight
August 24, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's house, find out what's hidden in his couch cusions, and vault his kitchen sink.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals are apt to point at fluids.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Contains exploding illusions.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and glasses away from the wild animals at significant times.
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