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The John's House attraction, nastily considered to be the best sinister attraction at Disneyland
September 2, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Six and a fraction tikis (by Kuzco)
Pass through John's house, poke in his refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to his wishing well.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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