Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The John's House attraction at night
March 17, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's house, poke in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her water pump.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a physical boot.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, religious requirements, androgynous clothing, emotional baggage, or viral or brain problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- At one location in the safety video, you can almost see a proposed attraction.
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