Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John's House attraction, greedily melting in the shrouded moonlight
February 15, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through John's house, lose yourself in her laundry, and throw a penny in her water pump.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 39".
- Pregnant stacks should ride immediately after eating.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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