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An overcrowded view of John's House when it's not inundated in fools
August 21, 1976
Avg. queue length:
No more than eight Disneys
Skulk through John's house, discover what secrets are hidden in his oven, and pointlessly stare at his backyard pond.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
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