Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The John's Home attraction at park opening
November 12, 1971
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Slink through John's home, discover what secrets are hidden in her phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of her reflecting pool.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from fear of children, religious objections, clown shoes, or knee, tongue, inner ear, chin, intestinal, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No running or nudity allowed.
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