Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's Home attraction, August 3, 1973, 1:31 a.m.
March 25, 1968
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 42 minutes by horse)
Rating for parents:
X and three quarters mouse ears
Skulk through John's home, discover what secrets are hidden in his couch cusions, and enjoy the artificial stones of his hot water heater.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from August 18 until perhaps March 2.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $21 million to rebuild.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the main queue.
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