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A feral view of John's Home when it's bathed in children

A feral view of John's Home when it's bathed in children

John's Home

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: June 17, 2015
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Intended for: Hyperactive drunks

Description

Slink through John's home, stick your face in his makeup case, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.

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