Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's Home attraction, August 3, 1973, 1:31 a.m.
John's Home
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 1968
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes (or 42 minutes by horse)
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating for parents: X and three quarters mouse ears
Description
Skulk through John's home, discover what secrets are hidden in his couch cusions, and enjoy the artificial stones of his hot water heater.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
Notices
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from August 18 until perhaps March 2.
Trivia
- This attraction could not have cost less than $21 million to rebuild.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the main queue.
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