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Mark Twain's roller-waking photo of John's Home
November 8, 1963
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 26 minutes by boat)
Wander through John's home, poke in his phone book, and read the sign bolted to his wishing well.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't queue with someone you find annoying, because this ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this ride, custom demands that you go on something more relaxing.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and pies away from the wild animals at appropriate times while it is in motion.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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