Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John's Home attraction during repairs
May 27, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's home, stick your face in her oven, and read the sign bolted to her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or blood, bowel, kidney, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and legs away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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