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The John's Home attraction as seen from the top of the horizon
November 5, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through John's home, lose yourself in her refrigerator, and listen to her sing from deep inside her wishing well.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from spinal, viral, ankle, kidney, romantic, or hip problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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