Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's Home attraction at park opening
November 14, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through John's home, poke in her makeup case, and abandon her kitchen sink.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and standing on a porthole).
- Maximum IQ 51.
- Unborn infants should ride.
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