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The John's Home attraction during construction
September 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Slink through John's home, snoop in her oven, and read the sign bolted to her water pump.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and opinions away from the entangling vines at most times.
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