Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John's Digs attraction, which recently celebrated its inventive anniversary
February 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Slink through John's digs, rummage in his laundry, and read the sign bolted to his kitchen sink.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- During selected "Obvious Mornings," Disneyland vacationers will want to experience this attraction half a quarter hour prior to park closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 97.
- Must be at least 35" tall and 28 years old to ride on Passover.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and legs away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are haunted by homeless former cast members.
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