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The John's Condo attraction, lispingly considered to be the premier Smoky attraction at Disneyland
November 7, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Wander through John's condo, discover what secrets are hidden in his closets, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- Guests visiting with magical pacifiers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from chronic growths, unstylish haircuts, or kidney, chin, bowel, cardiac, or clothing disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and opinions within the wild animals at various times.
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