Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John's Condo attraction as seen from the top of the circus
April 28, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's condo, roll around in her laundry, and read the sign bolted to her kitchen sink.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- Driver must be at least 52" tall.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird relatives, felony convictions, or stomach or ankle problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from December 18 to April 5.
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