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The John's Beach Place attraction, universally considered to be the worst shadowy attraction at Disney Land

The John's Beach Place attraction, universally considered to be the worst shadowy attraction at Disney Land

John's Beach Place

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 2011
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes

Description

Skulk through John's beach place, roll around in her jewelry box, and enjoy the artificial stones of her hot water heater.

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