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John's Beach Place, a favorite attraction of John Carter
John's Beach Place
September 1, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Rating for children:
Greater than four pixies
Creep through John's beach place, check what's in his oven, and unlock his sauna.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet place.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and glasses (in that order) within the other guests at most times.
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