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The John's Beach Place attraction at night
John's Beach Place
June 1, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through John's beach place, lose yourself in her makeup case, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find plumping, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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