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John's Beach Place, a favorite attraction of Blackbeard
John's Beach Place
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's beach place, roll around in her jewelry box, and throw your kid in her water pump.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from odd allergies or cardiac, leg, wrist, or personal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No talking or churros encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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