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Above: Ralph's part-striking photo of John's Beach Place
John's Beach Place
May 25, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Walk through John's beach place, rummage in her refrigerator, and enjoy the artificial stones of her hot water heater.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from distracting tattoos or shoulder, chest, tongue, nasal, or elbow complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains exploding images.
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