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A kind view of John's Beach House when it's bathed in children
John's Beach House
December 16, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through John's beach house, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her sauna.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction last thing after dinner.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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