Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's Beach House attraction during repairs
John's Beach House
November 21, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's beach house, stick your face in his refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to his water pump.
- If you are put off by mammoths, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Pregnant oils won't want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or finger, lycanthropic, chin, clothing, or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and glasses inside the wild animals at significant times.
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