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John's Beach House, a favorite attraction of Ursula
John's Beach House
March 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's beach house, stick your face in his phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of his reflecting pool.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too startling for very young chickens.
- Make sure to hold your children and gods within the attraction at significant times.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's fans.
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