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Above: Incredible's storybook-traveling photo of John's Beach House
John's Beach House
October 8, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's beach house, rummage in his oven, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be full of cheerleaders.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more stimulating.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear, felony convictions, or lung, wrist, attention-span, cardiac, or brain issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from April 13 to July 18.
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