Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John's Beach House attraction, November 8, 1989, 1:82 p.m.
John's Beach House
October 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's beach house, check what's in her laundry, and listen to her sing from deep inside her kitchen sink.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues or wrist or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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