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Above: The John's Beach House attraction as seen from the top of a mountain
John's Beach House
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed for:
Pass through John's beach house, poke in her laundry, and mend her hot water heater.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from wrist, finger, cardiac, intestinal, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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