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The John's Beach House attraction, untimely pleasing in the fading moonlight
John's Beach House
May 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's beach house, stick your face in her makeup case, and read the sign bolted to her water pump.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 51" tall and 24 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Contains olde-timey images that may be mildly disappointing.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and shoes away from the entangling vines at all times.
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