Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John's Beach House attraction during construction
John's Beach House
May 10, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Slink through John's beach house, snoop in his diary, and read the sign bolted to his wishing well.
- If traveling with head lice, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- In a tiny hideout at the high point of the John's Beach House, there is a football video game for V.I.P.s.
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