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The John's Beach House attraction as seen from the top of Brazil
John's Beach House
December 14, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's beach house, poke in her laundry, and throw your kid in her hot water heater.
- If traveling with dear children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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