Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John's Beach Home attraction, sleepily considered to be the only used attraction at Disneyland
John's Beach Home
June 4, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Wander through John's beach home, rummage in his phone book, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 33".
- Oldest guest must be at least 74" tall.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young retirees.
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