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The John's Beach Home attraction, approximately elevating in the fading sunlight
John's Beach Home
July 7, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Slink through John's beach home, check what's in his underwear drawer, and throw your kid in his kitchen sink.
- Warning: massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something that doesn't involve rascals.
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