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John's Beach Home, a favorite ride of Paul Pressler
John's Beach Home
September 20, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Slink through John's beach home, discover what secrets are hidden in his couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- Warning: before a power outage, this ride will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness or personal, back, social, tongue, bowel, or knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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