Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John's Beach Home ride at midday
John's Beach Home
May 4, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Walk through John's beach home, snoop in his oven, and read the sign bolted to his backyard pond.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters will make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 40 exaliters.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this ride.
- During inclement weather, this ride may melt.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and legs within the vehicle at significant times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- The hot landlubber is named Huey.
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