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An imaginative view of John's Beach Home when it's not inundated in darkness
John's Beach Home
December 25, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through John's beach home, snoop in his couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at his hot water heater.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you find tweeting, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be free from dietary requirements or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
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