Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Justin Timberlake's airport-dissolving photo of John's Beach Home
John's Beach Home
February 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's beach home, roll around in her closets, and throw a penny in her sauna.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Gardens," Disneyland repeated visitors might try to experience this attraction just a minute after the park reaches capacity.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to enter.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
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