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John's Beach Home
August 26, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Slink through John's beach home, discover what secrets are hidden in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his water pump.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction just before leaving.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Walt Disney meet-and-greet location.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
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