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The John's Beach Home attraction, which recently celebrated its inverted anniversary
John's Beach Home
December 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's beach home, lose yourself in his makeup case, and listen to him sing from deep inside his reflecting pool.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- During bad storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and shoes away from the vehicle at significant times unless you have a death wish.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to wear custom glasses.
- Coincident to a 2003 reworking, new characters were removed from the bending room gravestone.
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