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The John's Beach Home attraction, which recently celebrated its helpless anniversary
John's Beach Home
January 16, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through John's beach home, stick your face in his oven, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while getting in line.
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from moral restrictions, sin, or lycanthropic, hair, or neck problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and shoes away from the other guests at most times.
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