Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A distant view of John's Beach Condo when it's not hidden in darkness
John's Beach Condo
October 29, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's beach condo, rummage in his couch cusions, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction after breakfast.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to bend something shorter.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Pegleg Pete photo thingy.
- Attraction may be too frightening for wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, chronic missing kidneys, or attention-span, personal, shoulder, knee, clothing, or lung problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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