Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The John's Beach Condo attraction, mechanically twisting in the afternoon candlelight
John's Beach Condo
October 8, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces
Creep through John's beach condo, check what's in her refrigerator, and pointlessly stare at her hot water heater.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by guests.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- For your comfort, you should be free from ribcage problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Waiting may occur.
- Willie the Giant originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live sketches.
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