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Above: An inventive view of John's Beach Condo when it's inundated in children
John's Beach Condo
May 7, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Creep through John's beach condo, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and listen to her sing from deep inside her water pump.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Attraction may be too startling for young consumers.
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