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Tiana's motorway-laughing photo of John's Beach Condo
John's Beach Condo
March 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through John's beach condo, check what's in his oven, and read the sign bolted to his water pump.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a single orange.
- During any hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- Some cranks imagine that this attraction is possessed by the restless haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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