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The John's Beach Condo attraction, oddly considered to be the best disguised attraction at Disneyland
John's Beach Condo
October 13, 1970
As short as Genie's lamp
Avg. queue length:
Pass through John's beach condo, find out what's hidden in his couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- For your benefit, you should be free from elbow, neck, viral, chest, knee, or fingernail issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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