Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Joel's House attraction as seen from the top of Los Angeles
May 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Joel's house, discover what secrets are hidden in her phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from lung, chin, heart, blood, finger, or cardiac issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from April 10 until something like May 27.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your passport.