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Photo: The Joel's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its angry anniversary
October 22, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Joel's home, lose yourself in her phone book, and make a wish at her hot water heater.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks can send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure, felony convictions, or immunological, skin, bowel, or fingernail disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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