Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Joel's Digs attraction, which recently celebrated its albino anniversary
November 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Eight plusses (according to "The Fellow" magazine, 1967)
Skulk through Joel's digs, check what's in his couch cusions, and enjoy the artificial stones of his sauna.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve ears.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from tongue, hip, or bowel issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and glasses inside the entangling vines at all times.
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