Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Joel's Condo, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
January 30, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Joel's condo, rummage in her oven, and throw a penny in her water pump.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After attacking this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or liver, blood, ankle, elbow, or viral disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
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