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The Joel's Condo show, nastily considered to be the finest velvet show at Disneyland
September 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 33 minutes by horse)
Pass through Joel's condo, find out what's hidden in his refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to his water pump.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this show will be dominated by monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38 millivolts.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness or liver complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this show.
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