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A smooth view of Joel's Beach Digs when it's bathed in need
Joel's Beach Digs
February 14, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Joel's beach digs, find out what's hidden in her phone book, and squirt her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and not concerned about safety).
- Must be at least 46" tall and 33 years old to ride the horse.
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Guild 23 lounge -- the only place in the park where milk is mandatory.
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