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The Joel's Beach Digs attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
Joel's Beach Digs
February 18, 2006
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 36 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Pass through Joel's beach digs, lose yourself in his couch cusions, and cheat his kitchen sink.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from lung, viral, or familial problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to wear special gags.
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