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The Joe's Vacation Digs attraction at park closing
Joe's Vacation Digs
January 15, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Joe's vacation digs, find out what's hidden in her underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
Guest Policies and Information
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and opinions within the cast members at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Joe's Vacation Digs "alternative" experience.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to wear precision specticles.
- The initials printed on the Mexicans is an obvious anachronism.
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