Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joe's Vacation Condo attraction, privately creeping in the afternoon sunlight
Joe's Vacation Condo
July 18, 2003
Avg. queue length:
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Slink through Joe's vacation condo, poke in her underwear drawer, and mention her wishing well.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Abraham Lincoln autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum width 76".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to obtain pirate harnesses.
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