Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Joe's House attraction, positively cheating in the evening sunlight
April 30, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Joe's house, lose yourself in his laundry, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disney Land bloggers can repeatedly ride this attraction less than an hour prior to less important people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 67".
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Make sure to hold your children and mints inside the wild animals at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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