Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joe's House attraction during refurbishment
April 18, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Joe's house, rummage in his phone book, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 23" tall and 21 years old to ride with a child.
- For your safety, you should be free from hiccoughs, undiagnosed missing kidneys, goth clothing, or knee or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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