Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joe's House attraction during a moment of contemplation
January 15, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Joe's house, poke in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her sauna.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from March 2 to May 23.
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