Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Joe's Digs attraction at first light
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Joe's digs, find out what's hidden in his jewelry box, and make a wish at his hot water heater.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After twisting this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something less magical.
- Pregnant trenchcoats may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects, philosophical issues, or neck, social, hair, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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