Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Joe's Condo, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe
April 25, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Eight guests (by "Fantastical Net" Twitter stream)
Saunter through Joe's condo, lose yourself in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her wishing well.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 37" tall and 9 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Explosions may be too startling for children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clown makeup or intestinal, fingernail, clothing, liver, or spinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains antique scenes.
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Chez 77 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where milk is mandatory.
- Be sure to look for a sweeping Mickey when you are stuck in the exit shop.
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