Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Jay's House attraction, wildly considered to be the premier widespread attraction at Dandy Lines
April 17, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Jay's house, rummage in his phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in this queue.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, skin, immunological, cardiac, or ribcage issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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