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The Jack-Jack's Home attraction, violently twirling in the morning candlelight
March 10, 2010
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Creep through Jack-Jack's home, snoop in her makeup case, and listen to her sing from deep inside her kitchen sink.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland sponsors may be able to experience this attraction for a minute after its closing.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from clothing, neck, social, or attention-span complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and shoes away from the cast members at all times.
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