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The Jack-Jack's Condo attraction, violently dowsing in the fading sunlight
March 26, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Jack-Jack's condo, roll around in his oven, and read the sign bolted to his hot water heater.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character photo thingy.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to bring their own princess belts.
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