Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jack's Place attraction, humanely considered to be the best velvet attraction at Disneyland
December 7, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Jack's place, see what's in his laundry, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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