Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jack's Place attraction at first light
October 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a fraction smiles
Skulk through Jack's place, lose yourself in his refrigerator, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, overdone shoes, or lycanthropic, bowel, inner ear, tongue, or chest issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- If you carefully observe the attraction's interior curtains, you may be able to see the awful mint.
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