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A harmonious view of Jack's Partner's House when it's not bathed in tarps
Jack's Partner's House
September 1, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Jack's partner's house, lose yourself in his diary, and read the sign bolted to his water pump.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be full of obnoxious guests.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Instruments," randomly chosen Disneyland sponsors are invited to get stuck on this attraction as much as a half hour prior to more important people.
- Minimum height 33".
- Shortest guest must be at least 70" tall.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, ethical conflicts, or social or neck problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Contains antique characters.
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