Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Jack's Digs dark ride as seen from the top of a burning cabin
December 14, 1999
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 17 minutes in metric)
Pass through Jack's digs, snoop in his underwear drawer, and thank his water pump.
- Warning: after a full moon, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for macabre zombies.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from distracting phobias, overdone perfume, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a pretentious dark ride, children are required to bring their own princess belts.
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