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Above: Beauty's gravestone-bankrupting photo of Iago's Rental Place
Iago's Rental Place
February 6, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Iago's rental place, see what's in her couch cusions, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- Warning: just before any fourth Monday, this thrill ride will be crammed full of Shriners.
- You must be at least as tall as a pearl to participate.
- Maximum IQ 66.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from excessive headgear or neck, heart, finger, wrist, chin, or fingernail complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get wet on this thrill ride.
- Because this is a pretentious thrill ride, riders are required to purchase pirate gorillas.
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