Massive Pigland Attraction Database
An inventive view of Horace's Beach House when it's not inundated in customers
Horace's Beach House
January 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Horace's beach house, lose yourself in his refrigerator, and pointlessly stare at his reflecting pool.
- If you are frightened by children, then you shouldn't even consider spinning this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, excessive chattiness, or lung, immunological, social, nasal, hip, or chest disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and hydrophones inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- The enchanted camp is named Barbie.
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