Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Hamm's House attraction at park closing
January 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Hamm's house, snoop in her diary, and read the sign bolted to her sauna.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness or ankle, attention-span, clothing, social, or wrist issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to rent precision toasters.
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