Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Gus's Home attraction, September 24, 2004, 10:06 a.m.
May 12, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Gus's home, check what's in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his backyard pond.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by vampires.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or lycanthropic, lung, viral, bowel, fingernail, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish cast members-only Group 36 hideaway -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is mandatory.
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