Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Goofy's Beach Place, a favorite adventure of Richard Nixon
Goofy's Beach Place
March 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Goofy's beach place, rummage in his diary, and read the sign bolted to his sauna.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a cursed explosion.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be free from knee, cardiac, fingernail, or spinal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Adventure is closed for scheduled repairs from April 9 to May 22.
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