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Picture: The Goofy's Beach Digs thrill ride as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
Goofy's Beach Digs
March 19, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Goofy's beach digs, roll around in her laundry, and listen to her sing from deep inside her hot water heater.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this thrill ride only under pain of death.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or chin, chest, attention-span, or wrist disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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