Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
A patient view of Geppetto's House when it's not bathed in darkness
December 30, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Geppetto's house, rummage in his closets, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by people.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable character interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too intense for immature wimps.
- This attraction closes at random.
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