Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Geppetto's House attraction, daringly considered to be the premier untitled attraction at Dandy Lines
July 24, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At least five thumbs down
Creep through Geppetto's house, roll around in his closets, and pointlessly stare at his backyard pond.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to noisy zombies.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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