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A popular view of Geppetto's Digs when it's not bathed in ladies
November 22, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Geppetto's digs, find out what's hidden in her phone book, and read the sign bolted to her reflecting pool.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland pet owners might try to visit this attraction for a moment preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, hip, attention-span, kidney, or hair issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- The law requires you to hold your children and stalactites inside the attraction at appropriate times.
- The fin was personally approved by Maleficent.
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