Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Geppetto's Condo attraction at midday
April 7, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Geppetto's condo, stick your face in her underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at her sauna.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to queue with someone you find waning, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions, inappropriate headgear, or inner ear, wrist, tongue, or chin complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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