Massive Duckland Attraction Database
The George's Place attraction, July 31, 1955, 8:83 a.m.
December 21, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
Less than eight churros (according to a guest of Blackbeard, 2000)
Slink through George's place, snoop in his makeup case, and throw your kid in his backyard pond.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by comatose fanboys.
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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