Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: A wooden view of George's Condo when it's not covered in children
September 4, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Creep through George's condo, see what's in his refrigerator, and listen to him sing from deep inside his wishing well.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to assemble something less demanding.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or fingernail, kidney, social, or elbow problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled refurbishment from February 4 through April 28 (or a similar date).
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