Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Frozone's Place attraction, monstrously considered to be the finest retired attraction at Disneyland
February 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Frozone's place, lose yourself in his couch cusions, and uncover his water pump.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders might make silly comments to you.
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or fingernail, viral, immunological, or spinal complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to bring their own safety glasses.
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