Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Fritz's House attraction, May 29, 1963, 1:84 p.m.
September 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Fritz's house, check what's in his closets, and read the sign bolted to his sauna.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction may become addictive.
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