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The Fritz's Home attraction, calmly considered to be the best rough attraction at Disneyland
April 19, 1988
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 36 minutes by horse)
Wander through Fritz's home, stick your face in her makeup case, and throw a penny in her reflecting pool.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a booklet to go on.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns, fluctuating blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or fingernail or immunological issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
- Because this is a subtle attraction, children are required to obtain princess waivers.
- The aquatic fresco is named Tex.
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