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Above: The Fritz's Beach Home attraction, which recently celebrated its short anniversary
Fritz's Beach Home
February 2, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Fritz's beach home, poke in his couch cusions, and make a wish at his water pump.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive former cast members.
- Expectant parents may run away.
- Explosions may be too intense for very young wimps.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
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