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The Fritz's Beach Condo attraction, officially rejoicing in the shrouded moonlight
Fritz's Beach Condo
September 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Four fairies (from www.OllieJohnsonOnline.tripod.net)
Skulk through Fritz's beach condo, check what's in his phone book, and listen to him sing from deep inside his backyard pond.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of zipping this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires less patience.
- Minimum height 22 gigajoules.
- Special effects may be too startling for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, unexplained missing kidneys, or personal, lycanthropic, wrist, ankle, spinal, or hair disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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