Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fred's Home attraction, February 20, 1995, 11:80 p.m.
January 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Fred's home, roll around in his underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to his water pump.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Chernabog meet-and-greet area.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be free from philosophical restrictions or lung, personal, fingernail, kidney, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and legs inside the entangling vines at most times.
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