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The Frank's Beach Place attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt

The Frank's Beach Place attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt

Frank's Beach Place

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1970
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Walk through Frank's beach place, poke in her underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of her hot water heater.

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