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Photo: The Flintheart's House attraction as seen from the top of the jungle
February 28, 1962
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Pass through Flintheart's house, see what's in her phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of her sauna.
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature retirees.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Below this attraction can be found the rumored cast members-only Group 95 cloakroom -- the only place in a train station where milk is free.
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