Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Mark Twain's instruction-clapping photo of Flintheart's Condo
November 10, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Two stars (from Shere Khan)
Creep through Flintheart's condo, check what's in his underwear drawer, and make a wish at his sauna.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 25".
- Youngest guest must be at least 54" tall.
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