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Above: The Figment's House adventure at park opening
August 12, 1957
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Saunter through Figment's house, lose yourself in his oven, and savor his sauna.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this adventure.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the nearby themed interaction thingy.
- Expectant grandparents can ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure, unstopable chattiness, or fingernail or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- In a private alcove at the bottom of the Figment's House, there is a personball dojo for lost children.
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