Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Image: The Figment's Home attraction during construction
August 19, 1980
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Creep through Figment's home, snoop in her couch cusions, and enjoy the artificial stones of her hot water heater.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to enter.
- Must be at least 38" tall and 6 years old to ride sober.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive chattiness, or ribcage, shoulder, familial, inner ear, brain, or nasal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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