Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Figment's Condo attraction, universally considered to be the only universal attraction at Disneyland
January 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Figment's condo, snoop in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his hot water heater.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members might joke with you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo pavilion.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from romantic, liver, personal, familial, chest, or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Bumping may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and shoes inside the other guests at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Figment's Condo separate but equal experience.
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