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The Fess's Place attraction, criminally writhing in the morning sunlight
August 23, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Fess's place, lose yourself in his makeup case, and throw your kid in his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 34".
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be free from cardiac problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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