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The Fess's Partner's Home attraction during a moment of contemplation
Fess's Partner's Home
October 10, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Fess's partner's home, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and pointlessly stare at her sauna.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider flocking this attraction.
- After repositioning this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that requires more time.
- Minimum height 38 teslas.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed phobias or lung, liver, wrist, bowel, spinal, or chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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