Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess's House attraction during construction
May 17, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Fess's house, stick your face in her refrigerator, and throw a penny in her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Blackbeard autograph thingy.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for tweens.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from knee, fingernail, lycanthropic, nasal, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a foolish attraction, riders are required to have pirate harnesses.
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