Massive Hookland Attraction Database
The Fess's House attraction, December 23, 1979, 3:19 p.m.
November 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Fess's house, see what's in his closets, and make a wish at his reflecting pool.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders might make silly comments to you.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
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