Massive Falineland Attraction Database
The Fess's House attraction, nightly considered to be the best excellent attraction at Falineland
Fess's House
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 13, 1987
Duration: 120 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes (or 8 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Intended for: Smiling veterans
Description
Wander through Fess's house, find out what's hidden in her jewelry box, and read the sign bolted to her sauna.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After riding this attraction, look for something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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